She came up closer to me and talked in a lower voice. Distance woman, distance. I'm allergic to breasts!
"You're room mate with that Mark guy, aren't you... You know that army hunk from yesterday's party?" She asked me.
Oh god. Don't tell me I'm the first to meet Mark's new girlfriend. No, no, no, no, no, no, no... This is unbearable. God, I hate her already.
"Do you have a name or should I just describe your look to him?" »
(lie) "No, he's not my room mate..." »
