"Oh, it went great. He came over with the other guys last night and I told him how I felt, and then we kissed..." She beamed as she told her story. I wasn't sure why she was confiding her romantic story to me, but it really hurt to learn Mark had been over kissing that slut.
"By the way, he told me you guys were brothers. I guess not everyone keeps it in the family, but I can set you up with Melissa who'd really love to date hot Mark's brother." She offered me.
What.
WHAT?
Does she seriously think we're actual brothers when we're two DIFFERENT SPECIES? And I looked around the room and a fat black cat flashed her eyelashes at me. Eeew.
... Take seat in the class »
